Float high till the air escapes

Storage Unit

Why are you afraid of women?” I asked a group of men.
“We’re afraid they’ll laugh at us,” replied the men.
“Why are you afraid of men?” I asked a group of women
“We’re afraid they’ll kill us,” replied the woman.

—

-Margaret Atwood (via lemdi)

It’s that old saw that all men have a few stories about their crazy ex-girlfriends, and they make great anecdotes at parties, but women never have any truly crazy ex-boyfriend stories to share, because women with crazy ex-boyfriends end up dead.

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